Half of the 50 U of L fans that showed up at Rupp left half-way through the first half. Of course these disloyal fans will claim they stayed for the entire game.

Two-thirds of Louisville fans at home turned the TV off half-way through the first half. They will also claim they watched the entire game.

Half of Louisville fans at Sports bars left during the first half with one-third of them not leaving a tip.

The other 100 Louisville fans that wanted to be at the game showed up at the KFC Yum! Center thinking they were playing another home game.

Stores had to give refunds for 75% of the Louisville car flags, t-shirts, hoodies, bumper stickers, license plates and other items they sold the prior week leading up to the game.

Pat Forde put down a fifth of Jack Daniels and dreamed about what sex with Pitino would be like.

Pitino was drunk by four o’ clock yesterday wishing he had never turned his back on Big Blue Nation. He will wake up around noon wearing his UK National Championship ring next to a ugly fake blonde, ten years past her prime, just like Pitino is ten years past his prime.