The redneck guy who tells the most unrealistic stories of all time -

He’s seen bigfoot, been bit by a black widow 37 times, beat up an alien, won the “Medal of Honor” while in the Marines and had sex with a former Miss America winner – of course none of these stories are true.

The religious freaks that drink more than a college dorm room -

They force their views on others. Behind closed doors they drink more beer than a homeless alcoholic.

The nosey old hag that lives on every street -

Every noise is someone doing wrong. Every odd smell is drug usage.

The left-wing hippie who bitches about the man keeping him down -

Yet the bastard hasn’t held a job in five years and lives off of unemployment.