Tag Archives: milfs

People we all know

Posted by richardhead83 on

 

Black guy that pretends to be white -

Instead of talking normal, he tries way too hard to blend in with white people. He loves Martha Stewart, listens to Pearl Jam and Nirvana and follows the NHL.

Puerto Rican girl with ghetto ass –

No complaining here. Just someone we all know!

Old paranoid Jewish guy

He hates every gentile, especially those with “German” sounding last names.

The hot mom that hits on her daughter’s boyfriend -

She will grab her daughter’s boyfriend right by the crotch even with her daughter in the room.

 

Why MILFS are great

Posted by woodylong79 on

They don’t care about sharing their feelings. They just want young cock.

They don’t bore you with drama or things their girlfriends said like younger women do.

They don’t care if you are loyal to them. Just give them what they want and they’re happy.

Black women seem to love us

Posted by richardhead83 on

I am going to be honest. I have no clue on why black women love us. Last week a couple of pictures were sent to us from two black female fans. We truly enjoyed the pictures. One showed face and body. Both were very nice. The other sent a close-up of her ass. That is a “grade-A” ass!

We welcome pictures from all female fans. We don’t post nudity. But ass in thong/panties, lingerie and face pictures are always gladly accepted here at Louisville’s Strange Brew. I will actually tell you what each staff member enjoys most.

 Bourbon – Redheads, brunettes, dark-headed, thick over skinny, and loves the black ladies.

Woody Long – Blondes, slender over thick, gothic and punk rockish.

Richard Head (me) – Older, sluts, dark-headed, 18-19 year-old and Asian.

How to get laid 101

Posted by woodylong79 on

Go for fat women. You can shake your head no all you want. Fat women are some of the best freaks out there. If you are a decent looking guy they will jump all over you. Since most don’t look good, they make up for it in other ways, normally sexually ways.

Go out with an ugly-average chick. They normally have hot friends. By dating the “ugly duckling” you will make her hotter friends see you as a great guy. You may have to sleep with the ugly one a few times before nailing her hotter friends, but hey, at least you are getting laid!

The drunk girl that we see at every party. She is so wasted she will laugh at all your bad jokes, believe any lie you tell her and can’t tell if you look like Brad Pitt or Pee-Wee Herman.

Older women that just been through a divorce. If you are age 18-30, go for a chick in her 40’s that just had a recent divorce. More than likely she is horny, sad, needs someone to listen to her (you only listen for the booty) and will be flattered that a younger man is into her.