You are white trash when a homeless person’s home looks better than yours.

You are white trash when you hit a beer-bong instead of saying “I do” at your wedding.

You are white trash when you allow one of your children to grow a mullet.

You are white trash when you date a guy with one eye, a heroin-dealer, a fake white rapper and then go back to the heroin-dealer in between every other guy you date.