Ann Coulter – you may be old, but after a few beers I’d hit it from the “right-wing”.

Molly Line – what Obama..? blah blah… Where’s my hand lotion?

Courtney Friel – What was that? I was too busy masturbating.

Julie Banderas – Who the hell cares about John McCain? What color thong are you wearing?

Meghan Kelly – I’m sorry, how many jobs were lost last month? I was looking at your ass and didn’t hear what you just said.

Jill Dobson – Socialism? Let’s talk about doggy style instead.