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Ass for cash

Posted by bourbonhound on

Like most men I’ve had my fair share of relationships. Some women I’ve dated or met were very easy. I mean it took very little effort to get into their pants. Most however, took time and hard work. That’s a good thing. When dating someone, you don’t want the easiest bimbo on the block. You want someone with values, morals and high standards – or at least I do.

Laws against prostitution are a joke. Why is paying for sex a crime? We all pay for sex. When you are in a relationship, what are you doing? You are paying for sex. I know some readers out there (mostly women) will disagree. All I can say is, hypocrite. You gave your ass up to your boyfriend/husband after he paid his debt. That’s a fact and you know it.

How does the average man get into his girlfriend’s pants? He pays for that ass. Use common sense. What do you do to impress the woman and win her over? You bring her flowers on dates (an expense). You win or buy her stuff animals (an expense). Real men pay for dinners, movies and anything you as a couple does (all expenses). When things get serious, you buy her jewelry (an expense). Finally after all that hard work the woman lets you get some. Women, deny it all you want. Your man paid for that ass.

Why do we look down at hookers? They give up the ass for money. The only difference is simple. They don’t make us earn it. They take the money and make men across the globe happy. In reality, unless you are a sex freak, paying hookers for sex is much cheaper than dating. I’ve had a few ex-girlfriends that made me take them on 8-10 dates before they gave me sex. You know how much money that cost me? I could have gotten on Craigslist, called “Skylar” and had a great time for $80 – much cheaper.

I’m not saying girlfriends/wives are hookers. I’m saying they are hypocrites. Just like a hooker they took money for that ass. A gift for ass is a gift for ass. The only difference is that a hooker takes cash 24/7 while a girlfriend/wife may take any number of gifts before giving up the ass. Both put out for money. That is a fact of life just like the earth is round, fire is hot and ice is cold.

Prostitution should not be a crime. We all prostitute ourselves in one form or another. Even men are whores. Hell, we are bigger whores than women. We would prostitute for a cold beer, back scratch and good football game. Why judge a woman that uses her body to make cash? Next time a woman looks at her brand new wedding ring, she should realize she prostituted her ass out for that ring. Next time a man surprises you at work with flowers and you spread those legs later on that day, you took payment. Live with it!

Secret Service protects Obama and bangs hookers from Colombia

Posted by woodylong79 on

Full story here

WASHINGTON — The Secret Service has uncovered evidence that all 11 members under investigation for alleged misconduct with prostitutes in Colombia before President Obama’s arrival there for a summit meeting last weekend had taken women to their rooms, Representative Peter T. King, the chairman of the House Committee on Homeland Security, said on Tuesday.

Investigators for the Secret Service in Colombia are seeking to interview the women, Mr. King said, adding that the agency had copies of their identification cards, which they were required to leave with the hotel before going into the rooms. He said that additional Secret Service members had been dispatched to Colombia to conduct interviews and that the Colombian government was “not being unhelpful” with the investigation.

“The 11 agents are having different recollections about what happened or are not telling the truth,” said Mr. King, who was briefed on the investigation on Tuesday morning by the head of the Secret Service, Mark J. Sullivan.

The 11 individuals were part of a much larger Secret Service contingent, numbering in the dozens, that was supporting Mr. Obama’s visit. The group arrived in Colombia on Tuesday or Wednesday and, according to Mr. King and a senior United States official, had not yet been briefed on their specific assignments or started their official trip duties when they went out on Wednesday night and met the women.

Big deal, what man doesn’t like some Latin booty?

Craigslist – how to find a whore

Posted by richardhead83 on

Craigslist is one of my all-time favorite sites. You can find good deals, rare items and neat things there. Unlike EBay, you don’t need to create a profile or provide a credit card. You also can find items much easier that are local or close to your area. I’ve bought a lot of neat thing off of Craigslist.

 Buying items is not what I enjoy most about Craigslist. I enjoy going through the dating part of the site. I can’t believe how many hookers, tramps and sluts I actually live close to. I know the internet changed the way we buy, find information and run a business. I just didn’t realize the net has changed how hookers run their business. Maybe these sluts are going to law school after all. They seem to have great computer skills.

She is single, “looking for true love,” says her profile. I am sure she is a keeper. What class to post such a picture when trying to find a man that “loves children”, “is trustworthy” and “not just looking for sex”. With pictures like this, I’m sure true love online is just one click away.

This girl’s ad claims she needs money for college. She will fulfill every fantasy for the right price. I am all for that. She could be the future doctor that saves my life.

This woman is married and looking for “fun on the side”. This is her first time doing something like this. Yeah right, and I’ve never jacked-off while looking at porn.

The Stereotype Game

Posted by richardhead83 on

Russian women love facial hair.

When not owning a laundry mat, chinese women own massage parlors that give happy endings.

 

When not smoking pot, women of Amsterdam are hookers.

When not having sex with their family, southern Americans live on welfare.

Little Info about Richard Head

Posted by richardhead83 on

Hobbies – Sports, strip clubs, cow tipping, lifting weights, cheating on my wife, making fun of the poor and travel. (figure out which ones are true or false)

Music Tastes – Hard Rock, Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, Death Metal and Punk.

Favorite Movies – Deep Throat, anything with Ron Jeremy, Chuck Norris movies, Bruce Lee movies, and most horror.

TV Shows I dig – Family Guy, The Sopranos, Mad Men and Breaking Bad.

Dislikes – Hookers who steal your money, hookers who tell your wife you use them, old people (55 and over), little people, people who are healthy and collect welfare and women who get knocked up and then murder their babies.

Favorite Famous people – none, I hate them all because I am jealous of all their accomplishments.