The redneck guy who tells the most unrealistic stories of all time -
He’s seen bigfoot, been bit by a black widow 37 times, beat up an alien, won the “Medal of Honor” while in the Marines and had sex with a former Miss America winner – of course none of these stories are true.
The religious freaks that drink more than a college dorm room -
They force their views on others. Behind closed doors they drink more beer than a homeless alcoholic.
The nosey old hag that lives on every street -
Every noise is someone doing wrong. Every odd smell is drug usage.
The left-wing hippie who bitches about the man keeping him down -
Yet the bastard hasn’t held a job in five years and lives off of unemployment.