What is up with the racist search words??????????????????????/

I’ve been monitoring the search words people have been using to find our website. I am shocked at all the racist terms people are using. Normally we have one or two a week. The past three weeks however, it seems people are searching 3-7 racist terms a day to find our website. Below are some of the words people have searched –

Black guy eating watermelon

Black people are nasty

White people hate black people

Black sluts love white dick

 

First off, I am shocked that the above words are locating our website. Second, why are those terms sending people to our website? Thirdly, who the hell are searching those words? I didn’t realize we had such a fanbase in the backwoods of Mississippi.

Things that white people should never do

1. Grow a Mullet

To be honest nothing really needs to be said here. What man woke up one day and grew a mullet out and then looked in the mirror and said, “Damn, I look good!”?

2. Man Purse

Call it style all you want. The fact of the matter is – it’s a purse!

3. Hacky Sack

Hacky Sack equals not getting laid.

People we all know

The White kid that thinks he’s ghetto – He grew up in an all white area better than most of could have ever dreamed of. After listening to one too many rap songs, he decided he was “gangster” and hard. Of course if he had to live in all black neighborhood he would piss his pants daily and beg his mom to let him move back home.

The Black man that blames whitey for everything – In truth, white people probably have treated him better than most of his fellow African-Americans. The only racism he knows is the racism he read about in history books or saw on TV.

The guy that thinks he’s funny – He tells jokes that nobody laughs at. He likes to make fart noises even though he’s 27 and that stopped being funny at age 15. Yet he has no clue that he’s not funny because in his mind he’s the next Steve Martin.

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The fat guy that thinks he’s sexy – 10-15 years when he was in shape, he was average at best. Now 75 pounds overweight, he thinks he’s a pimp that the ladies dig.

I think I’ll vote for the black guy

Nothing to do with race/racism, but really, this is all whitey has to offer -

Rick Santorum – Who the fuck are you? Exactly.

Ron Paul – Maybe 25 years ago I would have voted for you. And you named your son “Rand”. What the hell is Rand?

Newt Gingrich – Let’s see, you hate poor people, less educated people, people of color (non-white), gays, women, children and more than likely, puppies. Thanks, but no thanks.

Mitt Romney – Israel was not in Missouri let’s time I checked a map, just saying.

The Stereotype game

Let’s see how many people we can offend -

(Of course all Irish men do is drink, duh)

(Never trust an Italian, they’re all gangsters)

(They only like chicken when not eating a watermelon)

(Why is there no tooth paste in England?)