He’s fat, lazy and drinks a lot………..

He’s fat, lazy and drinks a lot……..

She’s a stay at home mom that loves her family…………

She’s a stay at home mom that loves her family……………….

She’s a nerd that most people dislike……………….

She’s a nerd that most people dislike…………………….

Friend of the main character; total pervert.

Friend of the main character; total pervert.

What more needs to be said? Both shows are centered around a bar…. Both have a dog…… Both are about a crazy family that meets famous people. One difference…. The Simpsons came first. Family Guy is funny, but the show is a total rip-off of the Simpsons.

Place ADT signs in our yards to let criminals know we actually don’t have it.

Brag that our kid is “smart”.

Cover our homes with shitty lights to “celebrate” Christmas.

Normally I prefer Irish Whiskey over Bourbon. Col. Taylor however, is one hell of a Bourbon. Out of 10 stars, I would rate it a 8.5.

Col. E.H. Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is the latest Rye from Buffalo Trace Distillery, which has already contributed to the “Rye Resurgence” with it’s pair of Sazerac Straight Rye Whiskeys. These are fine examples of American Rye, but the E.H. Taylor expression is something else again.  By comparison, the 6-year old Sazerac Straight Rye is the Trace’s Old Overholt, and the 18-year old Sazerac it’s Wild Turkey 101 Straight Rye:  the high-quality standard and the premium expressions of this American classic.

The Taylor Rye fits into that arrangement at the top. Part of a line named for Col. E.H. Taylor, the original proprietor of the distillery that would become Buffalo Trace, and a man who fought to improve the integrity of American whiskey, the Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is unique.  Limited to an annual release (beginning late August 2012), this Straight Rye deserves a place on the shelf with Masterson’s 100% Straight Rye Whiskey.

The Whiskey Col. E.H. Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is Bottled-in-Bond, with a mashbill of rye and malted barley that ensures the sweetness of corn won’t overwhelm rye’s distinctive character.  “Bottled-In-Bond” means that this Rye is the product of one distillation season, of one distiller, at one distillery, has been aged in a federally-bonded warehouse supervised by the U.S. Government for at least four years, and bottled at 100 Proof (50% alcohol).  The practice dates to the U.S. Bottled-in-Bond Act of 1897, which was passed to guarantee that consumers were buying real whiskey, and was strongly supported by Col. E.H. Taylor.

The whiskey’s deep golden copper promises a classic Rye, and it’s bouquet is one of the most complex I’ve sampled.  There’s a lot happening here, with several styles of spice and sweetness complimenting each other.  Tobacco and black raspberries, cardamom and caramel, dill and toffee are the most distinguished pairings, and repeated nosings find them engaged in a Bop-like interplay.  The spice takes

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Reese yelled at cops, “Do you know what my name is?” I sure do. Your name is “My Career Ended About 5 Years Ago.” I only wish these police officers would have beat her with a nightstick.

When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.

She is the girl you see in their ads.

Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.

You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.

Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.