Category Archives: Women

Amy Schumer – foul mouth, hot, funny, sexy, mean and beautiful

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When not talking about blowjobs, she looks like the girl next door.

How many stand-up comedians look this sexy in a skirt?

She is even cute while telling a joke about fucking a married man.

If she came over right now, I would make her tell me a few jokes and then ask her to let me see her in a thong.

 

Calling 1-800 numbers you see late at night – lol

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I’m up bored watching AVGN videos. Every once in a while I see a commercial for a 1-800 “Dating” or “College Girl Chat”. First off, who actually calls them? Second, who is dumb enough to believe the women you are talking to look hot like they do on TV? Hot girls are not calling free chat lines. They are at a club, showing some ass or cleavage and getting free drinks from nerds like myself.

Call them, they’re bored. In reality you are talking to a woman who looks like this………………

Women like this call free 1-800 chat lines, just saying.

I doubt she is home alone on a Friday night. If you call the chat line you will be talking to her co-worker that looks like this……

She is home on a Friday night.

Yeah, she is so not calling a 1-800 chat line anytime soon. This girl will however……

Meet Mindy. She is single, jobless and likes crack……..

 

 

 

New TV Crushes of 2012

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We all know I love Ashley Judd and Michelle Beadle. This year I discovered more TV crushes. Here are the women I fell in love with in 2012.

Ashley Broad. She is a normal lady. Not an actress. I love me some Ashley.

As a nerd, why wouldn’t I love Penny from the Big Bang Theory?

I don’t even watch this show. But Max from Two Broke Girls (also from the 40-Year-Old Virgin) is smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!