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Things us crackers be doing

Place ADT signs in our yards to let criminals know we actually don’t have it.
Brag that our kid is “smart”.

Cover our homes with shitty lights to “celebrate” Christmas.
Great Bourbon – Col. Taylor Rye

Normally I prefer Irish Whiskey over Bourbon. Col. Taylor however, is one hell of a Bourbon. Out of 10 stars, I would rate it a 8.5.
Col. E.H. Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is the latest Rye from Buffalo Trace Distillery, which has already contributed to the “Rye Resurgence” with it’s pair of Sazerac Straight Rye Whiskeys. These are fine examples of American Rye, but the E.H. Taylor expression is something else again. By comparison, the 6-year old Sazerac Straight Rye is the Trace’s Old Overholt, and the 18-year old Sazerac it’s Wild Turkey 101 Straight Rye: the high-quality standard and the premium expressions of this American classic.
The Taylor Rye fits into that arrangement at the top. Part of a line named for Col. E.H. Taylor, the original proprietor of the distillery that would become Buffalo Trace, and a man who fought to improve the integrity of American whiskey, the Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is unique. Limited to an annual release (beginning late August 2012), this Straight Rye deserves a place on the shelf with Masterson’s 100% Straight Rye Whiskey.
The Whiskey Col. E.H. Taylor Straight Rye Whiskey is Bottled-in-Bond, with a mashbill of rye and malted barley that ensures the sweetness of corn won’t overwhelm rye’s distinctive character. “Bottled-In-Bond” means that this Rye is the product of one distillation season, of one distiller, at one distillery, has been aged in a federally-bonded warehouse supervised by the U.S. Government for at least four years, and bottled at 100 Proof (50% alcohol). The practice dates to the U.S. Bottled-in-Bond Act of 1897, which was passed to guarantee that consumers were buying real whiskey, and was strongly supported by Col. E.H. Taylor.
The whiskey’s deep golden copper promises a classic Rye, and it’s bouquet is one of the most complex I’ve sampled. There’s a lot happening here, with several styles of spice and sweetness complimenting each other. Tobacco and black raspberries, cardamom and caramel, dill and toffee are the most distinguished pairings, and repeated nosings find them engaged in a Bop-like interplay. The spice takes
Ugly girl of the week #73

Victoria’s Secret – their ads vs reality

When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.

She is the girl you see in their ads.

Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.

You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.

Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.
AVGN plays Sega CD – classic old school!
Jodi Arias guilty – now, can we just hang this slut?
(CNN) — After months of twists and turns in a dramatic trial rife with sex, lies and digital images, an Arizona jury Wednesday found Jodi Arias guilty of first-degree murder in the slaying of ex-boyfriend Travis Alexander.
Jurors will return to court Thursday for the aggravation phase of the trial — an important step in the next key decision they face: determining whether Arias lives or dies.
“Now the odds, I think, shift somewhat in her favor, because it’s a very different thing to sentence someone to die than to convict them,” CNN senior legal analyst Jeffery Toobin said.
In a television interview minutes after the verdict was announced, Arias said she’d prefer a death sentence.
“I said years ago that I’d rather get death than life, and that still is true today,” she told Phoenix television station KSAZ. “I believe death is the ultimate freedom, so I’d rather just have my freedom as soon as I can get it.”
The comments prompted authorities to place Arias on suicide watch in an Arizona jail, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office.
“Until she is released from suicide protocol by Sheriff’s officials no further media interviews of inmate Arias will be permitted,” the office said in a statement.
Rome ordains woman priest – now small girls can be molested
http://news.msn.com/us/catholic-group-defies-rome-ordains-woman-as-priest
A dissident Catholic group ordained a Kentucky woman as a priest Saturday, highlighting divisions between U.S. members of the church and the Vatican.
LOUISVILLE, Ky. — In an emotional ceremony filled with tears and applause, a 70-year-old Kentucky woman was ordained a priest on Saturday as part of a dissident group operating outside of official Roman Catholic Church authority.
Rosemarie Smead is one of about 150 women around the world who have decided not to wait for the Roman Catholic Church to lift its ban on women priests, but to be ordained and start their own congregations.
In an interview before the ceremony, Smead said she is not worried about being excommunicated from the Church — the fate of other women ordained outside of Vatican law.
“It has no sting for me,” said Smead, a petite, gray-haired former Carmelite nun with a ready hug for strangers. “It is a Medieval bullying stick the bishops used to keep control over people and to keep the voices of women silent. I am way beyond letting octogenarian men tell us how to live our lives.”
Related: Pope stresses women’s ‘fundamental’ importance to the church
One loser down, one more to go – Get Em’ Boston!
Tamerlan Tsarnaev is dead. LOL. Too funny. The coward is probably shocked there’s no 32 virgins waiting for him. Instead, Hitler and Stalin are taking turns poking him in his ass! One coward dead. One more coward to go…………..!

Where should the jokes begin???????
1. Damn, is that your nose or John Holmes’ cock? (get it, huge ass nose)
2. You look like Pete Sampras with Down Syndrome
3. Sorry there’s no 32 virgins. You died a virgin, lol.
Boston Bomb suspects
Coward ass cock sucker.