When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.
She is the girl you see in their ads.
Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.
You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.
Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.
HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.
Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.
Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”
Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”
The Song Remains the Same – Different year, the same old bullshit. Obama, our president, already lied and raised taxes on the working man. Anti-gun people are still crying about the Sandy Hook shooting even though a criminal and not a legal gun owner committed the crime. Every slut I know is still a slut. One loser I know is still a criminal and due in court again in 2013.
Over the Hills and Far Away – How I wish I had a pocket full of gold. This past weekend I did a lot of daydreaming. I thought about certain things I did wrong in life. Nothing I can do now but it makes you think. Thought of my ex Ashley who I’ve not seen in years. I came across a CD she had made me and thought of her all day Sunday.
Dancing Days – They say white people can’t dance. Personally, I hate dancing. Don’t let that fool you. I can bust a move or two. I don’t dance to that shitty hip hop or techno shit. On my birthday my friend Stephanie was making me dance. We tore that dance floor up.
The Ocean – I was watching the History Channel a few days ago. They were showing natural disasters. Most were hurricanes, tidal wives and tsunamis. I kept thinking to myself, maybe living on the beach near the ocean isn’t so cool after all. I rather live where I do, hundreds of miles from the ocean. Just saying.
I have gotten probably 100 emails asking why our site is called Louisville’s Strange Brew. That is the most asked question I get from fans (and enemies). The name is actually something I came up with some 15 years ago. There is nothing special about the name. I’m a nerd and I picked the name in the nerdiest way possible.
In 1998, some friends and I created “Strange Brew”, a local public access show which ran for two years. The show was known for its vulgar language, pranks and stoner humor. The cast included guys named Steven Crawford, James Sayre and David Hanes (yes, my ex Liz’s brother) along with me as the main cast. The show was some of the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. It sucks that I have lost or damaged all the tapes I owned. I contacted David a few months back to see if he had any tapes, but he would not answer me due to the lies from his sister.
(no, the name was not taken from 80′s cult classic, “Strange Brew”)
Months before we started our show, we recorded hours’ worth of skits. We didn’t go public sooner because we couldn’t agree on a name. One day while in my room I was looking through Cd’s and came across one my brother-in-law Bill had gotten me. It was a greatest hits album by Cream called “Strange Brew”. I told the guys “Let’s call the show Strange Brew,” and oddly they agreed. A few weeks later Strange Brew aired on channel 98 and the IQ of Louisville went down about 5%.
Last year I decided to create a horrible local website. Once again I could not think of a name that I liked. I finally picked Louisville’s Strange Brew. I didn’t want to simply call it “Strange Brew” out of respect of the former cast. That was our show. This is my website so I wanted something somewhat different. Louisville’s Strange Brew is now over a year old and doing well. I have stuck to my roots and haven’t sold out.
(we have nothing to do with Strange Brew Beer, located in Louisville)
See, nothing special about how I came up with the title. It was from my teen years. That was a fun period of my life. I am too old to dodge Roman Candles, be thrown off of cars that David is driving or stealing giant balloon Easter Bunnies. I’d rather sit safely behind my computer and write horrible, vulgar and childish things. Safer for my health and not as dumb as the TV show. Strange Brew has been some of the best times I’ve ever had in my life. I hope my website for those who read it is half that enjoyable.
(this is where I stole the name, “Strange Brew” from)
We all know I love Ashley Judd and Michelle Beadle. This year I discovered more TV crushes. Here are the women I fell in love with in 2012.
Ashley Broad. She is a normal lady. Not an actress. I love me some Ashley.
As a nerd, why wouldn’t I love Penny from the Big Bang Theory?
I don’t even watch this show. But Max from Two Broke Girls (also from the 40-Year-Old Virgin) is smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Been watching the marathon of “Hardcore Pawn” today. My TV crush Ashley Broad has been so mean tonight. Damn girl, calm down baby. She thought her family had forgotten her birthday. Baby you could have had me in my birthday suit for free. Call me.
(Get a real fucking job, losers!)
Matt Moneymaker – Can we say “40 year-old virgin”? It’s the same with him every time. They hear a noise and its “Big Foot”. Give me a fucking break. Why can’t they ever catch it on film then?
James “Bobo” Fay - All I’m going to say about this loser is this, he should have been aborted at birth.
Cliff Barackman – Typical nerd. Not as bad as the top two but still a fucking loser. Must be nice to get paid to track something that doesn’t exist.
Ranae Holland – Besides looking like my brother, she is the most reasonable of the group. She is actually decent to listen to since not every noise, hair or footprint found is automatically Bigfoot’s.
Not Shocked - That another “troubled” teen shot up a school. When parents allow Jersey Shore, I-Phones and others to raise their kids, what do you expect?
Shocked -That Fox News did not bad mouth Obama about his speech given at Sandy Hook.
Not Shocked -That gun haters are bitching and moaning about more gun laws needed.
Shocked -“Cougar Town” has not yet been canceled.
Not Shocked – That reporters only caring about a news story interviewed children moments after the Sandy Hook school shooting.
Shocked - That TBS still uses the slogan “Very Funny” since most of the shows on there are anything but funny.
