When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.
However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.
She is the girl you see in their ads.
Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.
You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.
Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.
Jon Stewart took CNN to task on Wednesday for its coverage of the Jodi Arias trial.
The network has gone all in on the salacious court case, but Stewart had some bones to pick.
The “Daily Show” host was particularly tickled by CNN’s infamous decision to have Ashleigh Banfield and Nancy Grace talk to each other via satellite on a split screen — even though they were in the same parking lot in Phoenix.
Wondering why in the world they wouldn’t just stand next to each other, he came up with some theories. “It’s like Ashleigh Banfield has a restraining order against Nancy Grace,” he guessed.
HOLLYWOOD-Mike Wolfe and Frank Fritz, stars of the History Channel’s American Pickers television show, have raised eyebrows in the past with their a-little-too-close relationship and outright disdain for stunning co-star Danielle Colby Cushman. On Monday, the pair “came out of the closet,” in the hopes that fans would understand their choice of sexuality.
Mostly, the Pickers have not been disappointed. Fans have started a campaign on Twitter under the hashtag #SupportPickers, and many members of the LBGQT activist movement have issued statements of support.
Cushman, who is often taunted and belittled by the Pickers despite her staggering beauty and quick wit, said “I knew it all along, but never said anything because of their miserably fragile egos. I guess they’re stronger than I thought!”
Fritz, the submissive “bear” and megapowerbottom of the couple, has mostly “retreated into his oil can collection,” as rumors of a negative and unsupportive family have spread widely across the Internet. Wolfe, however, seems upbeat and optimistic, just like he always does on TV. Wolfe said, “We’re going to keep on picking, but if you hear a little more lisp when we’re trying to haggle with gays, you’ll know that we aren’t actually just pandering for better prices.”
He banged Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. What more do you need to know?
Who else could fit such big balls in such small shorts?