Category Archives: Movies

Happy Black History Month #1 – Samuel L. Jackson

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Film

Year Film Role Notes
1972 Together for Days Stan
1977 Displaced Person, TheThe Displaced Person Sulk
1981 Ragtime Gang Member No.
1987 Eddie Murphy Raw Eddie’s uncle In a sketch that precedes concert footage[18]
1988 Coming to America Hold-Up Man Small Role
School Daze Leeds
1989 Do the Right Thing Mister Señor Love Daddy
Exorcist III, TheThe Exorcist III Blind Dream Man
Sea of Love Black Guy
1990 Goodfellas Parnell Steven “Stacks” Edwards
Mo’ Better Blues Madlock
Def by Temptation Minister Garth
Betsy’s Wedding Taxi Dispatcher
Shock to the System, AA Shock to the System Ulysses
Return of Superfly, TheThe Return of Superfly Nate Cabot
1991 Strictly Business Monroe
Jungle Fever Gator Purify Cannes Film Festival Award for Best Supporting Actor Kansas City Film Critics Circle Award for Best Supporting Actor New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Supporting Actor Nominated — Chicago Film Critics Association Award for Best Supporting Actor
1992 Juice Trip
Patriot Games LCDR Robby Jackson
White Sands Greg Meeker
Jumpin’ at the Boneyard[19] Mr. Simpson
Johnny Suede B-Bop
Fathers & Sons Marshall
1993 True Romance Big Don
Menace II Society Tat Lawson
Loaded Weapon 1 Sgt. Wes Luger
Amos & Andrew Andrew Sterling
Jurassic Park John Raymond Arnold
The Meteor Man Dre
1994 Fresh Sam
Pulp Fiction Jules Winnfield BAFTA Award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead Society of Texas Film Critics Award for Best Actor National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Actor (2nd place) National Society of Film Critics Award for Best Supporting Actor (2nd place) New York Film Critics Circle Award for Best Supporting Actor (2nd place) Nominated — Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor Nominated — Chicago Film Critics Association Award for Best Actor Nominated — Chlotrudis Award for Best Actor Nominated — Chlotrudis Award for Best Supporting Actor Nominated — Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor Nominated — MTV Movie Award for Best On-Screen Duo (shared with John Travolta) Nominated — Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
Against the Wall Jamaal Television movie
New Age, TheThe New Age Dale
Hail Caesar Mailman Cameo
Assault at West Point: The Court-Martial of Johnson Whittaker Greener, Richard TheodoreRichard Theodore Greener
1995 Kiss of Death Calvin Hart
Die Hard with a Vengeance Zeus Carver
Losing Isaiah Kadar Lewis
Fluke Rumbo (voice)
1996 Great White Hype, TheThe Great White Hype Rev. Fred Sultan
Time to Kill, AA Time to Kill Carl Lee Hailey Nominated — Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor
Long Kiss Goodnight, TheThe Long Kiss Goodnight Mitch Henessey
Hard Eight Jimmy Nominated — Independent Spirit Award for Best Supporting Male
Trees Lounge Wendell
Teens and Guns: Preventing Violence[20][21] For use in schools
Search for One-eye Jimmy, TheThe Search for One-eye Jimmy Colonel Ron
1997 One Eight Seven Trevor Garfield San Diego Film Critics Society’s Body of Work Award
Eve’s Bayou Louis Batiste Also producer American Black Film Festival Award for Best Actor Independent Spirit Award for Best First Feature San Diego Film Critics Society’s Body of Work Award Satellite Award for Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture Nominated — NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Motion Picture
Jackie Brown Ordell Robbie San Diego Film Critics Society’s Body of Work Award Silver Bear for Best Actor (Berlin)[22] Nominated — Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actor in a Musical or Comedy
1998 Sphere Harry Adams
Negotiator, TheThe Negotiator Lt. Danny Roman
Red Violin, TheThe Red Violin Charles Morritz
Out of Sight Hejira Henry Uncredited cameo
1999 Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Mace Windu
Deep Blue Sea Russell Franklin
2000 Rules of Engagement Col. Terry L. Childers
Shaft John Shaft
Unbreakable Elijah Price
2001 Caveman’s Valentine, TheThe Caveman’s Valentine Romulus Ledbetter Also executive producer
2002 Changing Lanes Doyle Gipson
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones Mace Windu
xXx Agent Augustus Gibbons
51st State, TheThe 51st State (Formula 51) Elmo McElroy
2003 Basic Sergeant Nathan West
S.W.A.T. Sgt. Dan ‘Hondo’ Harrelson
No Good Deed Jack Friar
2004 Twisted John Mills
Kill Bill Vol.2 Rufus Cameo
Incredibles, TheThe Incredibles Lucius Best/Frozone (voice) BET Comedy Award for Best Performance in an Animated Theatrical Film Nominated — Annie Award for Best Voice Acting in an Animated Feature Production
In My Country Langston Whitfield
Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson Jack Johnson (voice)
N-Word, TheThe N-Word Himself
2005 Coach Carter Coach Ken Carter Image Award for Outstanding Actor in a Motion Picture Nominated — Black Movie Award Outstanding Lead Actor in a Motion Picture Nominated — Black Reel Award for Best Actor
xXx: State of the Union Agent Augustus Gibbons
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Mace Windu
Man, TheThe Man Derrick Vann
2006 Freedomland Lorenzo Council
Snakes on a Plane Neville Flynn
Home of the Brave Dr. Will Marsh Nominated — Prism Award for Performance in a Feature Film
2007 Farce of the Penguins Narrator
Black Snake Moan Lazarus Woods Also sang on the soundtrack
1408 Gerald Olin
Resurrecting the Champ Bob Satterfield
Cleaner Tom Cutler
2008 Jumper Agent Roland Cox
Iron Man Nick Fury Uncredited cameo IGN Award for Best Cameo[23]
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Mace Windu (voice)
Lakeview Terrace Abel Turner
Soul Men Louis Hinds
Spirit, TheThe Spirit The Octopus
Gospel Hill Paul Malcolm Uncredited cameo
2009 Astro Boy Zog (voice)
Inglourious Basterds Narrator Uncredited
2010 Quantum Quest: A Cassini Space Odyssey Fear (voice)
Mother and Child Paul Nominated — Black Reel Award for Best Supporting Actor Nominated — Independent Spirit Award for Best Supporting Male
Unthinkable H Direct-to-video
Iron Man 2 Nick Fury
Other Guys, TheThe Other Guys Detective PK Highsmith
Vengeance: A Love Story[24] John Dromoor
2011 African Cats Narrator (voice)
Thor Nick Fury Uncredited cameo Nominated — IGN Award for Favorite Cameo
Captain America: The First Avenger Nick Fury Cameo
Arena Logan
2012 Fury Foley
Avengers, TheThe Avengers Nick Fury
Meeting Evil[25] Richie
Zambezia[26] Tendai Voice
Django Unchained Stephen NAACP Image Award for Best Supporting Actor
2013 Turbo Whiplash (voice) Post-production
Oldboy In development
Man That Rocks the Cradle[27] Marion Delacroix In development
Afro Samurai[28] In development
2014 Robocop Pat Novak Filming
Captain America: The Winter Soldier Nick Fury

New TV Crushes of 2012

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We all know I love Ashley Judd and Michelle Beadle. This year I discovered more TV crushes. Here are the women I fell in love with in 2012.

Ashley Broad. She is a normal lady. Not an actress. I love me some Ashley.

As a nerd, why wouldn’t I love Penny from the Big Bang Theory?

I don’t even watch this show. But Max from Two Broke Girls (also from the 40-Year-Old Virgin) is smoking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cinemassacre – great website

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Cinemassacre is a cool website ran by James Rolfe. I am a big fan and I look over this site weekly. Rolfe may be best known for being the Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN). He has tons of popular videos on YouTube. Below is what you can find on Cinemassacre. I will be adding this site to our links list.

Angry Video Game Nerd – He currently has 108 videos under this section. Here Rolfe plays video games, mainly the worst ones of all-time. He cusses, yells and drinks heavily while playing them. Check out the full theme song here.

Board James – Here Rolfe and his friend Mike Matei reviews board games. Sounds stupid but you will find yourself laughing out loud when you see these.

Movie Reviews – Just like what it says. Rolfe and Matei review movies, sometimes shitty ones and normally movies they like. Watching this really makes me feel like a kid again at times. Love the “Back to the Future reviews.

There’s much more to the website than I named above. Just check it out for yourself.

Why is it that………….?

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Lesbians in porn are hot………………………………………..

But in real life they normally look like this……………………………………?

In movies potheads are cool……………………………………..

But in real life are losers who live with their parents…………………….?

On tv hot girls hang with nerds……………..

But in real life date men that look like this…………………………………………………..?

Famous people who shouldn’t be

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Michael Rapaport

Horrible actor, not funny and has starred in some of the worst TV sitcoms of all-time.

Fran Drescher

Her voice is worse than nails clawing a chalkboard. She’s ugly and not even close to being funny.

Kevin Hart

Hart is a Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy wanna be. His white jokes are rip-offs of other black comedians without the humor. This five foot two little person is not funny at all.

Glen Beck

What more needs to be said about this asshole?