Most people have seen a porn movie or parts of a porn movie. Porn has become a billion-dollar industry. What is it that we as humans like about porn? Have you actually paid attention to the movie? I can name 50 bad things about porn. Just like you however, I keep watching. Man, the tissues and hand lotion I’ve used watching porn. My smart phone buttons are even stuck together now.
The acting – How bad can the acting be before we stop calling it acting? Do they even have scripts for porn? Most lines are “Suck it baby”, “Oh yea, yea, yeah” or “Harder, or harder, faster.”
The Music – Porn may have the worst music of all-time. It’s either a disco type theme with major bass lines or new age electronic/techno. I’m convinced that the same man who wrote porn music in the 1970’s is still alive making music today.
The Male Actors – I will admit. Porn has some hot women. Have you seen the men? Don’t get me wrong, they pack a baseball bat in their pants, but come on. How are people born this ugly and hairy? Besides porn, where else do people this ugly get laid so easy?
Unrealistic – Seriously……………………. A cop pulls over a hot blonde. She blows him for freedom. The milf mom helps her hot young stepdaughter cope with a break-up with lesbian sex while the pool boy joins in. The priest has an orgy with four hot nuns…. This is not reality.