Category Archives: Kentucky

Elizabeth M. Hanes – repeat criminal walks again

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slut (thank God her mouth isn’t open – rotted and missing teeth!)

Once again our horrible court system has failed. A repeat criminal once again has walked. Great job Jefferson County, Kentucky courts of failing the people of the Commonwealth. A repeat drug addict, drunk and thief walked away once again from numerous crimes. As a taxpayer this pisses me off. This bitch should have been behind bars.

I’ve already talked about this bitch on this site. I won’t waste my time again talking about her crimes over and over. You can read the back stories here and here. You can also see how her work was looked into for prescription fraud also – here. I am just pissed that a worthless person can commit numerous crimes and nothing happens. Could a black kid caught with some crack get away with this? More than likely, no.

Since the court system has failed us, I will sum of Elizabeth “Liz” Hanes for you. She is a pathological liar, thief, drunk, drug addict, user, snitch, bitch and loser. Anyone that abuses heroin is a moron. Her rotted teeth make me wanna puke. The nasty spider veins on her legs due to heroin needles could kill anyone’s boner. She is beyond worthless. A pile of dog shit is better than her.

I could care less if this sounds harsh. The loser has no respect for the law, other people or the well-being of others. The website www.buycrimes.com shows the fact she has no issue in breaking the law over and over. Look at the charges there. They are all drug related charges. If she has been caught twice, no telling how many times she hasn’t. She needs jail time. End of debate.

Think about this. Could you and I get pulled over twice with drugs and avoid jail time? Could we wreck three cars in the past five years, twice (more than likely all three times) while drunk and avoid jail time? Could we hide heroin from the cops and avoid jail time? Of course not. A judge would have thrown the books at us. Elizabeth M. Hanes has walked away from all the crimes named above along with a DUI and fleeing the scene of a crime. Tell me why this cunt is not in jail?

I could say more, but why bother? Our court system is a mess. The rich can do whatever. White snitches can walk. The poor and minority races suffer. That is the American way. Ask Liz Hanes. She has committed numerous crimes with no punishment. Ask a 16 year-old black youth who got 25 for a gram of crack. That is the (UN) American way – injustice.

Kentucky Moonshine – Yes sir!

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Fans and people who read the site always ask, “Why are you called Bourbon?” Most think it’s because I’m a proud Irish-American that loves Bourbon. That is not why I go by “Bourbon” on the site. People who know me well, know I prefer Irish Whiskey over Kentucky Bourbon. I do enjoy a nice Bourbon but I love Irish Whiskey over Bourbon. My friend Keith made a joke on how to create a porn star’s name. Use your first pet’s name and the street you first lived on. Yes, my first dog was a Beagle named “Bourbon”. Hence, the name “Bourbon Stilz”. You figure it out.

That is real Kentucky Moonshine. I do love a nice drink. When it comes to beer, it depends on the beer. I love European and Micro-brews. Mainstream American beers suck. Irish Whiskey, awesome. Bourbon, damn good. American Whiskey, lol sucks. Moonshine when made right, so good. Burns, yes. Taste better than a good pussy, yes. This is not the best moonshine I’ve ever had, but damn good. On a scale 1-10, I give it a 8.0

This stuff is lethal. Yet the sweet taste is worth every burn. Everyone at least once should try some Kentucky Moonshine. The stuff is so good.   Don’t ask where I got this from. I have my connections.

Highlights of my Year 2012

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UK Wins 2012 National Title – This was their third National Title in my lifetime. This one meant more because I got to see UK win two games in the NCAA Tournament with my father.  Instead of going out with my friends the night they beat Kansas, I watched it with my father. That was priceless.

We beat the Rapture and the Mayans – Jesus wasn’t ready to call me to Heaven and the Mayans are losers. God bless and I will see you all in 2013!

Simple, but fun vacation – I stayed home for vacation. Twice I got to bar hop with my friends Shannon, Keith and Kathy. I don’t recall much but I’m pretty sure I had fun. That’s why I’m writing about it.

Halloween Party – My friends and I went as the characters from Gilligan’s’ Island. We came in second in this very “fair” contest.

I tried – I gave me ex Liz a chance, twice. I really wanted to see her change. Sad that such a beautiful girl is wasting her life. At least I tried doing the right thing. I feel better knowing I did.

Hot girl – I got to make love to a hot girl. I won’t name her out of respect for her family. Damn she looks good.

New Hangout Place – What’s better than the Highlands Taproom? Simple, the Highlands Taproom Grill.

Seven people deleted me from Facebook due to the UK/UofL game lol

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Was I making U of L jokes before, during and after the game? Of course I was. Were friends of mine making jokes bad mouthing UK? Of course they were. You know how many people I deleted? None. You know why? It’s a fucking game. U of L is the better team. Big deal. Life goes on. I still love my friends who are U of L fans. John is still my best friend. I still love my two nieces who are U of L fans. Yet, seven losers deleted me because I hurt their feelings. Aww, so sad.

U of L wins the 2012 Battle of the Bluegrass

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As a UK fan, I always hate seeing them lose to U of L. It happens from time to time. Even though the refs gave U of L every call with less than two minutes left, don’t blame the refs. UK shot 41% from the free throw line. UK outplayed U of L in the second half. The game of basketball is a 40 minute game. You have to show up for the entire game. U of L won fair and square. UK hits simple free throws, they easily win this game. They didn’t. End of debate.

Not the end of the world. Our boys can’t be great every year. UK had beat U of L four times during a three year span. UK is coming off back to back Final Fours and a National Title. What is there to be sad about? U of L has not won a title since 1986. I was four. Most people don’t recall this title.

2013 – U of L will not win a National Title. They are a good team but not great. They barley won today against a team that shot 41% from the free throw line.

It’s December – Unlike U of L and IU fans, UK fans don’t celebrate games in December. UK fans won’t put the game on a popcorn box or celebrate in drunken rage on malt liquor over a December game. We enjoy seeing banners hung in April.

UK Still Owns You – U of L was the better team today. Clap, clap. UK still leads the series 30-15. That gap is not going to get closer anytime soon.

 

 

Nice blog #29 – sportsmanship

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In 2009, UK and U of L fans witnessed a game between two teams filled with assholes. Cousins elbowed a U of L player and Sosa trashed talked UK players during the National Anthem. 2010, the two coaches trashed each other to the media. In 2011, we saw Pitino tell the media after losing to UK that he would root for them since they were a fellow Kentucky team. This year we saw little mouthing during the game and nice comments from both coaches. It’s just a game. No need for the trash. Tonight is what sports was all about – sportsmanship.

UK vs. U of L 12/29/12

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Here is my predication for the game -

 

I am a UK fan. I feel U of L is due a win. They have lost the past three straight years and last four games against UK. U of L is playing at home this year. So far this season U of L looks like the better team. U of L has more experience and the talent level at UK is not the same as it has been the past three seasons. The drama with Pitino seems to be gone and everything seems to be in U of L’s favor.

With that said, I will not root against UK or predicate U of L wins. I believe the game will be close. UK somehow wins, 68-67. Go Big Blue!

 

I am “Archie Langdon” lol

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Back in February or March of this year I started receiving phone calls from a collections agency. At first they were calling 4-5 times a day. I would either miss the calls or not answer them because I did not recognize the number. After about two weeks of missed calls and around 50-60 overall calls, I called them to see who they were. A rude woman answered and asked me to identify myself. I said “No. I don’t know you and I refuse you to give you my name.” She then asked for my number. I gave it to her. She then asked, “Are you Archie Langdon?”

Of course I answered no because that’s not even close to being my name. She then kept asking me did I know him or his whereabouts. I then told her to please lose my number and stop calling me because I am not him, nor do I know him. A few days later they called me again. It was a different woman asking for Mr. Langdon. I said, “I am not him.” She then asked, “Do you know him?” I said “Yes, yes I do. He said you losers are never going to see a dime of that money. Now fuck off.” They called for about three straight days. I finally answered and went off on a woman. I basically told her I had asked them to stop calling because I am not the person they want. I informed her that I was going to report them for phone harassment. That finally put an end to them calling me.

Today I woke up and had a missed call from a 1-866 number. They had left a voicemail. It was a car loan place looking for Archie Langdon. Apparently Mr. Langdon owes Jeff Harvey’s Auto some cash. I guess these assholes will be calling me every other day now. I’m not sure if Mr. Langdon is leaving fake numbers or my current number was once his number? I do know I am sick of people calling me asking for him. I am not Archie Langdon.

Mr. Langdon, are you reading this? If you are, can you please stop using my number? Can you use my ex’s number, 502-235-2014? Can you use this slut’s number I just found on Craigslist, 502-635-3799? How about using this hooker’s number from Backpage, 502-314-5058? Please, stop using my number!

More of my birthday presents

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Photo: Kinda a gag gift, Strange Brew is not what I named my website after. I named it after a Cream's greatest hits album. BTW john Martin, take the price tag off, lol.
Before I ran Louisville Strange Brew, some friends and me ran a local TV show known as “Strange Brew” some 14 years ago. Our show nor this site is named after this movie. This is a gag gift. Our show’s name was my idea. I named it after a Cream greatest hits album called “Strange Brew”. BTW, this is a very underrated cult movie from the 1980′s.
Photo: Thanks Shannon, Keith and John. Two more bottles of whiskey for me to drink. Am I proud of my Irish heritage or what?
Shannon and Keith got me a bottle of Bushmills’ 10 year. John got me a bottle of Jameson. Three bottles of Irish whiskey for Christmas. And yes, I am currently drinking the 10 year as we speak.
Photo: This may be my favorite present of all. My niece Michaela and nephew Matthew custom made this blanket for me.
My niece Michaela and my nephew Matthew custom-made this for me. This is probably my favorite gift of all.