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Guns – I love them

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A bunch of morons in LA gave up their guns for cash. Around the USA we see this from time to time. A city/county will have a “Cash for Gun” day. They use propaganda to convince law-abiding citizens to give up their legally bought weapons. Sadly, most of these “Cash for Gun” days are successful. Guns do not murder people. Stupid losers murder people.

I have come to realize that most anti-gun people know nothing at all about guns. They have never seen one up close, have no clue on how to load or fire one and couldn’t tell you the difference between a .38 special or a SKS. All of a sudden however, they become experts on guns and gun laws. I actually got in a debate with my friend Emily this past Sunday. Like most anti-gun people, she said things that were beyond inaccurate about guns and knew nothing about guns. Those are very common traits among anti-gun people.

Most school shootings are done by kids that are underage. This means that the weapons they carry are bought illegally or have been stolen. How often have legal gun owners walked into a school and shot it up? Look at Sandy Hook which just happened. The punk was carrying two handguns. He was only 20 which means he was carrying the guns illegally. The other gun was not his which meant it was stolen. Not shocking that a criminal was breaking the law. His mother, who did own the guns legally, was not the crazy gunman. Shocking that a law-abiding citizen was not the killer.

My friend Emily, like most anti-gun people stated that only law enforcement officials should be allowed to carry guns. That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard about guns. My uncle George is retired from the US Army. He was a Green Beret (specials forces). Are you telling me that my uncle George has no right to carry a gun and defend himself, his family and his home? My uncle George, like all vets, has proven his loyalty and love for this nation. They have earned every right known to man and then some. How dare anyone insult a vet by telling them they can’t own weapons.

My dad is almost 80. He has owned guns since age 5 or 6. When my dad was in better health, he hunted. You know how many banks my dad robbed, women he raped at gunpoint, people he’s taken hostage, schools he shot up, cars he hijacked or people he’s murdered? The number is less than one. That’s correct. My dad has never committed a crime with a gun. You know why? He’s not a criminal. He’s not crazy. He’s a law-abiding citizen. Also, my dad is a vet. I think my dad has more than earned his right to carry any type of gun he wants. Who is Emily, some stupid congressman or loser to tell my dad he has no right to carry a gun?

I am 31. I grew up around shotguns and rifles. By the time I was 5 or 6, my dad would allow me to help clean his guns. I learned at an early age that guns were not bad. I learned that guns protect people and are used for hunting (food in our case). I own a few myself. I carry a handgun for self-defense. I have never fired the gun in public. Hopefully I will never have to fire the gun. However, if someone tries to car-jack me, attacks me or breaks in my home, I will fire without a second thought. You know how many crimes I’ve committed with my guns? None. Shocking that between me and my dad, not one crime has been committed with our firearms. Yet only law enforcement should own guns.

Gun laws do not stop crime. The US has passed more and more gun laws since the Clinton days. Has crime went down? Of course not. England has some of the strictest gun laws on earth and yet, their crime has increased heavily in the past decade. Switzerland has probably the most laid back laws when it comes to guns and yet, they are one of the most crime free nations on earth. So, more gun laws in the US equals more crime. More gun laws in England equals more crime. Less gun laws in Switzerland equals less crime. Man, those anti-gun people sure know facts when dealing with guns, lol.

Laws are a good thing. I respect most current gun laws. More laws will not stop crime, ask England. Taking away guns will not stop crime. Ask the state of Illinois. If law-abiding citizens can’t own firearms, who will have guns other than law enforcement? Simple, criminals. If I can’t own a firearm, how do I protect myself from a criminal? I rest my case. There is no need for a debate. Anti-gun people know nothing about guns and they should keep their mouths shut when dealing with guns and gun laws. If you went to a dentist, would you allow him to perform open-heart surgery on you? He’s a doctor just like the surgeon is. I’m guessing not. Here’s my point – why do anti-gun people who know nothing about guns all of a sudden become experts on guns? My point exactly.

If the Mayans are correct – we all die today

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Will Jesus come?

Will a meteorite hit the earth?

Will giant storms destroy earth?

Will a nuclear war begin?

Will global warming finally kill us all?

Will the zombie apocalypse take place?

Let’s all stay calm. I will see you all December 22nd. Nothing will happen. This is the 78th time the world was supposed to end during my lifetime.

 

Louisville Strange Brew News

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December 21st – If the Mayans are correct, we all die. If that’s the case, thanks for reading my site.

December 30th (a Sunday) – I am going for the record of most posts ever in a day for this site. There’s a lot that I want to say by the end of the year and it will be said. Some of it will be funny, some of it won’t be. Some will be nice, some will be mean.

December 31st (a Monday) – We will announce our “Man of the Year”. We picked 12 and only one can be the winner? Who will it be?

Von I. Meyer – where are the old school lynch mobs when you need one?

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Full story here

Von I. Meyer allegedly threatened to set his wife on fire before saying he would ‘kill as many people as he could’ at a nearby elementary school.

INDIANAPOLIS — A northern Indiana police chief says he believes a man facing felony charges for allegedly threatening to “kill as many people as he could” at a school was bluffing.

Interim Cedar Lake Police Chief Jerry Smith said Sunday he doesn’t think 60-year-old Von I. Meyer was serious when he made the alleged school threat Friday hours before a deadly shooting rampage at a Connecticut elementary school.

Smith says Meyer allegedly told his wife during a heated argument he would kill her and “as many people as he could” at “the school.” Meyer’s wife works at Jane Ball Elementary School near their home.

Meyer was arrested Saturday and is being held without bond.

Police found 47 guns in Meyer’s home, but Smith says most of the weapons were antique guns.

Meyer’s home is less than 1,000 feet from the school and linked to it by trails and paths through a wooded area, police said.

Core (Stone Temple Pilots -1992)

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Dead and Bloated – The gunman in Sandy Hook committed suicide. Good. Have fun rotting in hell.

Sex Type Thing – There is a bartender at the Highlands Taproom Grill that I find to be beautiful. I call tons of women pretty and hot. I rarely use the term beautiful. I know I blush nearly every time I talk to her. Her smile could melt butter. Her body is smoking. To top it off, she is sweet like an angel. You may ask why I don’t go for it? Simple, I am talking to a girl and she is more than likely way out of my league.

Creep – Once again, the gunman from Sandy Hook is dead. Another asshole made a threat toward a school. These losers make law-abiding gun owners like myself look bad. Anyone that threatens or harms children should be beaten by mobs. After a nice beating these losers should be locked away for life in the smallest prison cell ever built with no Freedom what so ever.

Crackerman – In the past people have emailed me calling this website racist. Really? I make fun off all races of people (mainly my own, the cracker race), gender and sexuality. No one is safe from our rants. The site is mostly satire and comedy. If you take what I say serious you have issues. I will be nice and say this. If I did offend you, I am sorry. My intentions are to make people laugh. This site is not meant to offend anyone, for the most part. We do not hold racist views against anyone.

2012 Highlands Taproom Halloween Costume Contest – Stephen Hawking “steals” the show

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You come up with a great idea for Halloween (Gilligan’s Island). Then………………………………………………………………..

Stephen Hawking shows up and steals the show……. I hope you never walk again, damn Atheist!

My top ten favorite horror movies of all-time

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Since Halloween is this month, I decided to finally post something about it. Horror movies these days play such a major role in Halloween culture. Turn on your TV and you can find some type of horror movie marathon. Below are my top ten horror movies of all-time. Nothing on my list (besides one flick) came before 1970. So for all you hardcore horror movie nerds, take it easy on me. You will also be shocked by the lack of werewolf and vampire movies – I hate them all.

10 – The Leprechaun

Not scary at all. The movie however, is fun. They took a character these days best known for drunkenness and made this little bastard mean as hell. Don’t forget how sexy Jennifer Aniston looks in those daisy dukes.

9 – The Night of the Living Dead (original)

This movie influenced the way we see zombies today. Instead of brain-dead boring creatures, George Romero transformed them into brain-dead creatures with a craving for human flesh.

8 – The Ring

I’m always ten years behind in seeing things. I have yet to see the Japanese’s original “Ringo”. The Ring was cool. This movie was scary, tons of suspense and very unpredictable. A few days after seeing the Ring, I can recall walking through a long hallway at work one night and passing a TV that was nothing but static – I won’t lie; my heartbeat probably beated 10% more.

7 – Christine

I love how Stephen King can take something so easy and make it scary. We all know an “Artie”, the man that loves his car. Lucky for us, their cars aren’t jealous bitches that run over everybody they dislike.

6 – Dawn of the Dead (original)

How can you make the Night of the Living Dead better? Simple, add 80% more zombies, 100% more blood and instead of the humans kicking ass, have the zombies defeating mankind.

5 – The Texas Chainsaw Mascare  (original)

I love how the movie was shot like a documentary. In horror movies today, that’s very common. Back then that was original and still a very new style in movie making. The movie is crazy, very violent and nasty. As a kid I was terrified, very terrified of this movie.

4 – Gremlins

A father buys his son a cute little “pet”. He’s so nice and cuddly. Everyone loves him. Then he multiplies into more cute little creatures. These however, aren’t so sweet. They become evil creatures that attack humans with no remorse. This made kids across the world never want a puppy or kitten again in fear it would transfer into something mean.

3 – Nightmare on Elm Street

We all sleep. So what happens when a crazed serial killer haunts your dreams? Simple, you don’t wake up. Instead, you die. This movie caused children like me, to lose hours of sleep. Too bad the mass majority of sequels sucked when compared to this classic.

2 – Maximum Overdrive

The movie was a complete box office flop. Even Stephen King made the joke that the movie was so bad that at least he is credited for making a “cult classic”. Arcade games, lawnmowers and semi-trucks all kill people in this movie. Best scene is when a steamroller runs over a kid. That is beyond awesome. As video game and movie critic James Rolfe pointed out, the all AC/DC soundtrack makes the shitty movie great.

1  – Dawn of the Dead (remake)

Horror movie nerds across the globe will roll their eyes at this pick. I love this movie. The zombies are fast and meaner than ever. The first attack scene when that kid girl zombie rips a chunk out of his neck is classic. I even love how it ends. There is no sign of a happy ending. Instead, we see the remaining survivors running out of food, fuel and ammo. They are then attacked by a herd of zombies. When you watch a horror movie, who gives a shit about a happy ending? I sure don’t!