Category Archives: Dating

Calling 1-800 numbers you see late at night – lol

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I’m up bored watching AVGN videos. Every once in a while I see a commercial for a 1-800 “Dating” or “College Girl Chat”. First off, who actually calls them? Second, who is dumb enough to believe the women you are talking to look hot like they do on TV? Hot girls are not calling free chat lines. They are at a club, showing some ass or cleavage and getting free drinks from nerds like myself.

Call them, they’re bored. In reality you are talking to a woman who looks like this………………

Women like this call free 1-800 chat lines, just saying.

I doubt she is home alone on a Friday night. If you call the chat line you will be talking to her co-worker that looks like this……

She is home on a Friday night.

Yeah, she is so not calling a 1-800 chat line anytime soon. This girl will however……

Meet Mindy. She is single, jobless and likes crack……..

 

 

 

Highlights of my Year 2012

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UK Wins 2012 National Title – This was their third National Title in my lifetime. This one meant more because I got to see UK win two games in the NCAA Tournament with my father.  Instead of going out with my friends the night they beat Kansas, I watched it with my father. That was priceless.

We beat the Rapture and the Mayans – Jesus wasn’t ready to call me to Heaven and the Mayans are losers. God bless and I will see you all in 2013!

Simple, but fun vacation – I stayed home for vacation. Twice I got to bar hop with my friends Shannon, Keith and Kathy. I don’t recall much but I’m pretty sure I had fun. That’s why I’m writing about it.

Halloween Party – My friends and I went as the characters from Gilligan’s’ Island. We came in second in this very “fair” contest.

I tried – I gave me ex Liz a chance, twice. I really wanted to see her change. Sad that such a beautiful girl is wasting her life. At least I tried doing the right thing. I feel better knowing I did.

Hot girl – I got to make love to a hot girl. I won’t name her out of respect for her family. Damn she looks good.

New Hangout Place – What’s better than the Highlands Taproom? Simple, the Highlands Taproom Grill.