Category Archives: Comedy

Family Guy has ripped off the Simpsons

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He’s fat, lazy and drinks a lot………..

 

He’s fat, lazy and drinks a lot……..

 

 

She’s a stay at home mom that loves her family…………

She’s a stay at home mom that loves her family……………….

She’s a nerd that most people dislike……………….

She’s a nerd that most people dislike…………………….

Friend of the main character; total pervert.

Friend of the main character; total pervert.

What more needs to be said? Both shows are centered around a bar…. Both have a dog…… Both are about a crazy family that meets famous people. One difference…. The Simpsons came first. Family Guy is funny, but the show is a total rip-off of the Simpsons.

 

Man of the Year Candidate #5 – Cops who arrested Reese Witherspoon

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Reese yelled at cops, “Do you know what my name is?” I sure do. Your name is “My Career Ended About 5 Years Ago.” I only wish these police officers would have beat her with a nightstick.

Nancy Grace – made a fool by the Daily Show

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Give Jon Stewart credit. He is the best of the best in comedy. Here is a story I wrote about Grace a while back.

 

Full Story of Jon Stewart mocking the horrible Nancy Grace and CNN -

 

Jon Stewart took CNN to task on Wednesday for its coverage of the Jodi Arias trial.

The network has gone all in on the salacious court case, but Stewart had some bones to pick.

The “Daily Show” host was particularly tickled by CNN’s infamous decision to have Ashleigh Banfield and Nancy Grace talk to each other via satellite on a split screen — even though they were in the same parking lot in Phoenix.

Wondering why in the world they wouldn’t just stand next to each other, he came up with some theories. “It’s like Ashleigh Banfield has a restraining order against Nancy Grace,” he guessed.

Getting hot outside – time for ugly women to dress like tramps

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It’s that time of year again…… The time of year when the weather warms up and ugly and overweight slobs dress like tramps, showing us body parts we don’t want to see…………………………………………………………….

 

Yea… about that….. if you weighed 200 pounds less, sexy. You in a thong – sick.

Maybe 25 years ago after 15 beers I would have hit it…… Now I just puke when I see you in daisy dukes.

With the lack of hygiene, nasty spider veins and hair lip, cover up. You are nasty! You don’t look good in a see through sun dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!