I ended up being off work today. I am currently at a party. I am drinking (already drunk) to be honest. Here’s my point. I won’t be driving. Drinking while drunk is dumb. Don’t risk going to jail or even worse, killing someone. Spend the night somewhere, call a cab or have a DD. Drinking is fun. Driving drunk is beyond stupid. Have fun and more importantly, be safe.
Category Archives: Bourbon
Only by the Night (Kings of Leon – 2008)
Sex is on Fire – There is a sexy girl I know. We get along quite well. I know for a fact she is an airhead and sleeps around. I haven’t made my move yet because like an idiot, I wasted time on a dumb ex and then two weeks on another loser. On my birthday this girl looked so damn good in some tight jeans. I am not a betting man. But if I was, I am betting this girl could rock the bed.
Use Somebody – I was talking to a girl named Lindsey. She had a job, a car and her own place. Unlike my ex, she had no drug problem and had all of her teeth (and her teeth weren’t rotted from drug use). She was also a redhead, my all-time favorite. We went out on a few dates and had fun. All my friends liked her. She was supposed to be my date this past Saturday. She ended up ignoring me Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Finally she texted me Saturday night and informed me her friend was in the hospital. She then stated she would come see me after work on Sunday since I was out celebrating my birthday. She texted me Sunday night and I asked her was she coming to see me. She said she would Thursday. I then texted her back saying “Ok, liar.” The bitch then called me going off while I was out with my friends. Bitch, get a life. You lied, not me.
17 – I feel like a pervert. A few times this year I’ve been cutting through Seneca Park to see my parents. There will be a group of young Sacred Heart girls jogging, normally in short, shorts. Damn, these girls be looking good as hell. I have three nieces older than these girls and another niece the same age. Man I wish I was 16 or 17 once again.
Be Somebody – I am sick of fake ass people. My friend Shannon’s cousin, my ex, this Lindsey bitch and so many others I’ve met or seen this year. How do these people wake up, look in the mirror and go about their day? How can you be happy in life being a pathological liar? How can you lie daily, steal and abuse drugs and think you “rock”? I guess it’s all mental. Maybe people are born to be losers. I rather be somebody than a fucking loser.
More of my birthday presents
Before I ran Louisville Strange Brew, some friends and me ran a local TV show known as “Strange Brew” some 14 years ago. Our show nor this site is named after this movie. This is a gag gift. Our show’s name was my idea. I named it after a Cream greatest hits album called “Strange Brew”. BTW, this is a very underrated cult movie from the 1980′s.
Shannon and Keith got me a bottle of Bushmills’ 10 year. John got me a bottle of Jameson. Three bottles of Irish whiskey for Christmas. And yes, I am currently drinking the 10 year as we speak.
My niece Michaela and my nephew Matthew custom-made this for me. This is probably my favorite gift of all.
Kill ‘Em All (Metallica – 1983)
The Four Horsemen – Well if the Mayans’ calendar is correct, we all die in the next few weeks. We dodged the “Rapture” earlier this year, or did we? Maybe we actually didn’t and the Mayans are right. Like 1999 and 2000, nothing will happen. We will all go to sleep on December 21st and wake up on the 22nd. I sure hope so. If not, I miss my next birthday.
Jump in the Fire – As I ranted about yesterday, I went out with my roommate and two bitches he works with. One told me she wished she could look at me and catch me on fire. Bitch, take some gasoline and light yourself. You are cute but baby, I’ve had better. Much better. Hell I’ve had better women with your same first name – Tiffany.
(Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth – I’ve been working 60 plus hours a week. Had to clean the damn house. Put up with drama with my roommate’s co-workers and some crazy ho named Sara. I’ve somehow made time to work out. I need a drink. Got home tonight and realized all my whiskey was still out. No Jameson. No Bushmill. Fuck me. Not even a damn beer in the house. This may be a first in my life.
Seek and Destroy – Some nutcase opened fire in a mall in Oregon. The liberals who hate guns are whacking off as we speak, like always. Why do people who don’t know shit about guns make the laws dealing with guns? Once again, my roommate’s female co-workers are bitches. My ex Liz is a fucking loser. I hate people who come to this country and act pissed when you don’t understand what they are saying. I hate Wal-Mart. They basically enslave third-world people. I’m so sick of hearing about the Royal Family. Up the IRA and get the fuck out of Northern Ireland.
The Highlands Taproom Grill – review
The Highlands Taproom Grill opened its doors a little over a month ago. Tommy and Sally Clemons are the owners, who also own the original Highlands Taproom located across from Mid-City Mall. That Taproom is well known around the Highlands. The Highlands Taproom Grill is nothing like the original Taproom. The original Highlands Taproom for those that don’t know, is a small bar best known for karaoke and free live music. It has 13 beers on tap, a decent size hard liquor selection and a few wines.
Once you walk into the Highlands Taproom Grill, the first thing you will notice is the added space that the original Taproom lacked. The bar also has a much cleaner and updated look. The beer selection has been expanded to 22 on draft along with a larger selection of hard liquor, and a much larger selection of wine. They also have at least two dozen bottled beers. The seating in the bar is much better with more tables and more space at the bar. During warmer weather there’s great seating facing Bardstown Road along with much added room and seating on the side deck.
One of the biggest complaints about the original Taproom was the lack of food. They had none. The Highlands Taproom Grill not only fixed this issue, they perfected it. Words like great and excellent don’t even do the food justice. I won’t lie. I have only tried a few items on the menu due to religious reasons. I do not eat pork or shellfish due to my religion. That means nearly half the menu is off limits to me. The food I have tried is beyond perfect.
The first thing I tried was their Cheeseburger. It’s made with locally ground short rip and New York strip steak. I tried it medium and it melts in your mouth. I recommend it with the Pepper-jack Cheese. On the side I tried the Onion Rings. I have fallen in love with these. For years Mike Linnigs’ onion rings have been voted “Louisville’s Best.” Mike Linnigs now has competition.
I am a big critic and fan of chili. This is due to the fact that my mom makes the best. When trying chili I am always skeptical on how good it will be. The Highlands Taproom Grill chili is not bad at all. I would give it 7.5 out of 10. I only rate it this low because it lacks spice. I love my chili hot and spicy. Their chili is worth trying and will be coming in handy soon when the colder weather hits.
The Nachos are some of the best in Louisville. Most of my friends get them covered with everything, including the Pulled Pork. I have tried them with everything (besides the pork) and they are beyond awesome. The jalapenos always taste fresh as does the cheese. You can tell that the cheese isn’t canned cheese that’s been sitting in a refrigerator for days. The Nachos are enough to make an entire meal for most people. I do not recommend eating these alone.
Now let’s talk about greatness. I have a new favorite meal in Louisville. The Derby City Steak Kebob is maybe one of the top five best tasting foods I’ve ever had. Its marinated sirloin on small pieces of toast, topped with caramelized onions and blue cheese. Every bite you take is full of flavor. Normally when you try food, some bites are better than others. From beginning to end, every bite of this is awesome. I could eat this meal every day of the week and never get sick of it. If you are a newcomer to the Highlands Taproom Grill, do yourself a favor and try The Derby City Steak Kebob.
The menu is short and simple. They have different soups of the day and neat snacks and appetizers such as “Deviled Egg Assortment”, “Beer Cheese Platter” and “Pulled Pork Spring Rolls.” They also have different lunch and dinner specials not listed on the menu. Simply ask your server or bartender what they are. Recently my friend John tried the “Bucky Burger” named after one of the bartenders. It was their Cheeseburger topped with two onion rings, BBQ sauce and an egg. For those who don’t eat meat, don’t be alarmed. They do have salads and vegetarian food.
If you are a fan of the original Highlands Taproom, you will love this place. Around half the staff is from the original Taproom. Expect to see great bartenders such as Sheila, Bucky and Will. The new staff is also excellent. They are a friendly group of people that seem to have fun while working. Even when busy, they do all they can to provide an excellent service. Recently they added “Trivia Night” on Thursday. This is a great chance to try and win free gift cards for free food/beer.
This great new bar is located at 1058 Bardstown Road. For more information you can visit their website or call 502-584-5222. You should just come in however and see for yourself how great the food is. I promise you won’t be disappointed.
Irish Whiskey – Real Whiskey
I am sick of Americans who think Jack Daniels is “King of Whiskey.” Jack is nothing more than a trendy drink. It’s popular because Americans always do what is “in”, “cool” or “most famous”. It’s no different from Americans who think Budweiser is the best beer on earth. Germany, Holland, Austria, England, Scotland and Ireland all make beers much better than Budweiser. Yet due to the huge American market, Budweiser outsells all other beers (actually Bud Light does, but you get my drift).
We can debate all day on who invented Whiskey. The Irish and Scottish have debated this for centuries. We do know that the oldest license distillery is Bushmills, which is located in Northern Ireland. They have had a license since 1608. The recipe goes back much further than that. Today there is no debate on who makes the world’s best Whiskey. And that crown easily goes to Ireland. There is basically no such thing as a bad Whiskey in Ireland -both the Republic (Free Ireland) and Northern Ireland (Occupied Ireland).
This is not real Whiskey. This is trendy bullshit that college losers drink during homosexual hazing rituals.
No matter what your price range is, Bushmills has it. All of these are perfect for sipping.
John Jameson may have gotten a late start for making Irish Whiskey, but he perfected it.
Now days, Powers is considered “Cheap Whiskey” in Ireland. Yet the taste of it puts almost any American Whiskey to shame.
Now owned by Jameson, this is my personal favorite. Try a $135 price tag per bottle for Midleton…. but worth every penny.
Sad most Americans have no clue on what Redbreast is. What a pitty.
If you drink this, you are not a Whiskey drinker. You’re a pussy.
More people who hate our site
James Sayre -
He sent random emails to a few of my Facebook “friends” telling them something I did over five years ago. James couldn’t pass a drug test if he tried. He doesn’t have custody of his daughter and his ex-wife left him for better dick, go figure.
Woody Long’s Grandmother -
No, that isn’t her. Woody’s grandmother actually reads this site. Her exact words were, “I have never seen anything as disgusting and vulgar as this.” Maybe you should see Woody’s porn collection then.
Blind people –
I mean, why would they like my site? They can’t even read it. (I will so go to hell for this joke)
Man of the Year Candidate #7
His ex-wife was hot. The hookers he banged were hot.
Bourbon is taking “another break”
Bourbon’s luck has not been so good lately. He has faced some tough times and been very quiet since around this past Thursday. He may not be posting anytime soon. He would be the first to tell everyone not to worry. He seemed a little better today and joked around and sounded like the Bourbon we all love (we actually hate his guts).
Fans/readers of this site have read his articles about his ex, Liz Hanes. That’s right; I will give out her real name. He tried helping her out. She used him and lied to his face over the pettiest things. That had him stressed out for a few weeks. She snitched on friends during a drug trial, works at a doctor’s office where she still uses drugs and has recently been shot at. Smart woman – as in dumber than horse’s shit. I wonder what drugs caused her teeth to go bad?
Bourbon then met a gal at work. She asked him for his number and they had a date planned for this past Friday. Sadly this girl has a case of aspersers. Everything was going well up until Thursday night. The girl then blamed Bourbon for only wanting to take her out because he felt bad for her. I can tell you that wasn’t the case. Bourbon was very into the chick (she was cute). That really hurt his feelings when she canceled the date.
A friend of Bourbon’s from the Highlands Taproom, John G., passed away last week. Bourbon enjoyed talking to this man because he was a Military Veteran. Readers of this site know we support all branches of the Armed-Forces. John will be truly missed by many. I know Bourbon thought the world of the guy and enjoyed talking to him and sharing a beer, or two or three.
Don’t worry, this site will be up and running. He will be back. He was drunk last Thursday, Friday and Saturday. No, this had nothing to do with the above drama and bad times. Bourbon is normally drunk those days. Thanks for the support and don’t worry. Our site is not going anywhere!
Black women seem to love us
I am going to be honest. I have no clue on why black women love us. Last week a couple of pictures were sent to us from two black female fans. We truly enjoyed the pictures. One showed face and body. Both were very nice. The other sent a close-up of her ass. That is a “grade-A” ass!
We welcome pictures from all female fans. We don’t post nudity. But ass in thong/panties, lingerie and face pictures are always gladly accepted here at Louisville’s Strange Brew. I will actually tell you what each staff member enjoys most.
Bourbon – Redheads, brunettes, dark-headed, thick over skinny, and loves the black ladies.
Woody Long – Blondes, slender over thick, gothic and punk rockish.
Richard Head (me) – Older, sluts, dark-headed, 18-19 year-old and Asian.
