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Man of the Year Candidate #5 – Cops who arrested Reese Witherspoon

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Reese yelled at cops, “Do you know what my name is?” I sure do. Your name is “My Career Ended About 5 Years Ago.” I only wish these police officers would have beat her with a nightstick.

Victoria’s Secret – their ads vs reality

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When you watch TV, this is the babe you see in Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

However, when you enter a Victoria’s Secret store, this is the type of girl you see in there shopping.

She is the girl you see in their ads.

Yet this is the girl you see in public wearing short skirts showing off her panties.

You would like to see her naked, but seeing her in Victoria’s Secret clothes would work.

Sadly, you have a better chance seeing her naked than the hot chick.

Bombs in Boston

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Full story here

By JIMMY GOLEN BOSTON — Two bombs exploded near the finish of the Boston Marathon on Monday, killing two people, injuring 23 others and sending authorities rushing to aid wounded spectators, race organizers and police said.

One runner, a Rhode Island state trooper, said he saw at least two dozen people with very serious injuries, including missing limbs.

About two hours after the winners crossed the line, there was a loud explosion on the north side of Boylston Street, just before the photo bridge that marks the finish line. Another explosion could be heard a few seconds later.

The Boston Marathon said that bombs caused the two explosions and that organizers were working with authorities to determine what happened. The Boston Police Department said two people were killed and 23 others injured.

Competitors and race volunteers were crying as they fled the chaos. Bloody spectators were being carried to the medical tent that had been set up to care for fatigued runners. Authorities went onto the course to carry away the injured while stragglers in the 26.2-mile race were rerouted away from the smoking site.

Getting hot outside – time for ugly women to dress like tramps

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It’s that time of year again…… The time of year when the weather warms up and ugly and overweight slobs dress like tramps, showing us body parts we don’t want to see…………………………………………………………….

 

Yea… about that….. if you weighed 200 pounds less, sexy. You in a thong – sick.

Maybe 25 years ago after 15 beers I would have hit it…… Now I just puke when I see you in daisy dukes.

With the lack of hygiene, nasty spider veins and hair lip, cover up. You are nasty! You don’t look good in a see through sun dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!