Strange Brew is like no other Louisville Website. You won’t find ads for penis pills or cheap fake vitamins on our site. “Lost relatives” from East Africa won’t email you informing you of the $65 million they can send you if you provide them with your checking account or bank account information. Besides, penis pills don’t work, not that I’ve used them or anything.
Our site is dedicated toward reviews of local places, politics, sports and random idiotic rants. Many topics on this site may offend you. We don’t care. More than likely we wouldn’t even like you anyways. If you are offended by this site your life is sad. If that’s the case, you may need to go out and find someone of the opposite sex and get laid. If that doesn’t work out then find a goat. We don’t judge here at Strange Brew. Well, we do, just not to your face.
You won’t find true love here at Strange Brew. A good bar to visit, yes. Educational values, not a chance. If anything, you may actually lose IQ points. That’s what we strive to do. We are proud to write topics in the most arrogant, mean spirited and immature manner possible. Nothing and nobody is safe from our random rants. Even your grandmother will be made fun of if need be. She is old and should be dead anyways – come on Obama, where’s those death camps Glen Beck keeps talking about for the elderly?
Unlike other local websites (Louisville Mojo, cough, cough) we won’t sell out for money. You will never see us charge for anything. However, if you feel the urge to send us money, go ahead. I promise we’ll waste it on booze, strippers and more booze. Maybe not always in that order, but we promise to waste it. Please, cash only.
We hope you enjoy your visit here at Strange Brew. Please feel free to leave comments or email us anytime. Hate mail is more than welcome here at Strange Brew. We will answer all emails ASAP. Hangovers, bail money and finding your pants come first. Thanks for stopping by and stay safe.