Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can really see myself in your pants.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

When God said, “Let there be woman,” he created you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Sad thing is, some dude will be using these by the end of the night.