Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
When God said, “Let there be woman,” he created you.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.
Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
Sad thing is, some dude will be using these by the end of the night.