James Sayre -
He sent random emails to a few of my Facebook “friends” telling them something I did over five years ago. James couldn’t pass a drug test if he tried. He doesn’t have custody of his daughter and his ex-wife left him for better dick, go figure.
Woody Long’s Grandmother -
No, that isn’t her. Woody’s grandmother actually reads this site. Her exact words were, “I have never seen anything as disgusting and vulgar as this.” Maybe you should see Woody’s porn collection then.
Blind people –
I mean, why would they like my site? They can’t even read it. (I will so go to hell for this joke)