He sent random emails to a few of my Facebook “friends” telling them something I did over five years ago. James couldn’t pass a drug test if he tried. He doesn’t have custody of his daughter and his ex-wife left him for better dick, go figure.
Woody Long’s Grandmother -
No, that isn’t her. Woody’s grandmother actually reads this site. Her exact words were, “I have never seen anything as disgusting and vulgar as this.” Maybe you should see Woody’s porn collection then.
Blind people –
I mean, why would they like my site? They can’t even read it. (I will so go to hell for this joke)
A New York man known for his unusually large penis was patted down by airport security at San Francisco International last week after they questioned him about the bulge in his pants, he said.
Jonah Falcon, 41, who has been featured in several documentaries about the world’s biggest penises, was returning from a trip in San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped at security by TSA agents who spotted something out of the ordinary hanging to the left in his pants, he said.
“They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth,” he said.
When he replied that it was just his penis, they “checked the area around it” but didn’t frisk him too severely, he said. They also wiped his hands to check for explosive powder.
Falcon said the delay was mostly amusing to him and only delayed him for about 5 minutes. He said it was the first time his penis had caused a security concern.
“I”ve gone through the (airport scanner) before, and I wasn’t worried,” he said. “What was the worst that was going to happen — I was going to have to whip it out for them? I’m used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I’m feeling up to it, I’ll just show them.”
Falcon’s penis has been reported as 9.5 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect, according to Rolling Stone. He has been featured in documentaries on HBO and overseas and has appeared on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He works as a video game journalist and as an actor with small roles in movies and television shows, according to his Internet Movie Database profile.
A spokesman for the TSA at SFO was not immediately available for comment. Falcon said the agents were “professional” about the security check.
Due to one crazy, I’ve already seen the state of Colorado talk about changing gun laws. Why? Why should honest gun owners suffer due to one nut-case?
Guns don’t kill. Idiots kill people. My dad always owned guns. I own guns. Not once has one of my guns raped a woman by gunpoint, taken someone hostage, did a drive by, robbed someone or murdered someone.
Meet Charles A. Robbins. Some punk broke in his home. As an honest gun owner, he did what he had to do. He shot the punk dead. I would have done the same. Guns protect the innocent daily.
Cute, huh? Also very yummy in chilli and as a steak sandwich. Do we want hunters not to own guns?
If you don’t like guns, don’t own them. It’s that simple. Stop bitching to gun owners like myself of why they are bad. I don’t ask you to like them or to shoot them. Stop telling me what my rights are.
My alter-ego “T-Bone With A-1″ along with my .38 special.