Our shout out to “i am the clit master”

Our site has been up since last December. We currently have 620 followers, most of them via Facebook. Around 70% of them have been following us since January. That means we have a small, but dedicated fan base. We do thank you. Our website is shitty, but meant as pure stupidity and humor. If we make you smile once a week, we’ve done our job.

Nobody has posted more comments than “i am the clit master”. He has posted more but we have denied some due to their content. Yet he (I guess it’s a he) still comes back over and over and leaves comments. He my friends, is a true fan. This beer is for you! Keep the comments coming. Other readers, post damn comments! We love reading them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(not really “i am the clit master”, well hell, it could be for all we know)

LOL been looking over the keywords and…

I was looking over the recent keywords people use to find this site. Some new ones are popping up. Normally we see people searching “ugly women”, “louisville tattoos” and things we actually post about. It seems the haters are searching our site as of late. Here are some funny keywords from the past two days.

i hate louisville strange brew

what is woody long real name

louisville strange brew sucks

who runs louisville strange brew

Not once have I ever seen people use words like these to search our site. For new people, we sort of explain who “Woody Long” is. Please read here. As for the rest, we love you. Not really, but hey, we are happy you hate our site. Kinda sad you search it even though you hate it, lol.

You know you’re white trash when………………………………….

You are white trash when a homeless person’s home looks better than yours.

You are white trash when you hit a beer-bong instead of saying “I do” at your wedding.

You are white trash when you allow one of your children to grow a mullet.

You are white trash when you date a guy with one eye, a heroin-dealer, a fake white rapper and then go back to the heroin-dealer in between every other guy you date.