The white hip hop wanna be -

Pretends to be hard. Yet this loser grew up in a neighborhood better than most and didn’t even see a black person firsthand until age 12.

The Guy that’s 19 and still a virgin -

Has an IQ of 185 and will make millions one day. Yet at age 19; still doesn’t know how to place his penis into a woman’s “private area”.

The drunk priest -

Preaches say no to sin, yet he’s drunk 5 out of 7 days of the week.

The cousin we all hate -

Every family has the cousin they wish never existed.