Booty – Most men love a woman with a nice ass, but why? They shit from there. What is sexy about that?
Penis pills – Billions of penis pills are sold yearly. If a company could invent a pill that could make your penis grow, would they be charging $19.99 a box or giving away free samples? They would be charging $695.99 per box!
Dear, Penthouse Letters – Come on, you know 98% of these letters are myths and lies. Really, Bob from Ohio walked in on three hot cheerleaders having lesbian sex and they all took turns on him? That so happen to me also, expect it was four and not three cheerleaders.
Lingerie – We men are willing to pay $30 and up for some dental floss. Yet we buy the cheapest beer because we’re cheapskates.