Thank God I like normal sex

I don’t judge anyone. Okay, that’s a lie. I do, just not to their faces. I love women. Nothing is sexier than a woman in hot lingerie. I don’t have any odd fetishes. In the past I like for the woman I am with to maybe wear a naughty nurse outfit or Catholic school girl outfit. But that is far as I go. Compared to some, my fetishes are “PG”.

Spanking – Not sure why this is fun. I have done that as a tease, but the whole spanking thing is odd. What am I, “the daddy?”

Candle Wax – Hey, pour hot wax on me. No thanks. What happens if I get second degree burns in the wrong place? Or I accidentally set the house on fire?

Gimp mask – I don’t even know what to say about this one.

Threesome – Sounds fun on paper. Who am I kidding? I can’t handle one woman. Why disappoint two?

Choking – Why is this fun? What’s next, beating her with a lead pipe?

 

One response to “Thank God I like normal sex

  1. I love this! Seroiusly, culture tries to make it sound like there’s something wrong with those of us that like normal sex. I hate being spanked, I’m not a 5 year old that got won’t listen to Daddy, I’m a woman. And people that want to be choked or degraded have low self esteem.

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