We are a little behind this year. But we are going to post 11 “Man of the Year” Candidates and pick the winner in December.
(sorry, we can’t find his name or actual picture)
We don’t know his name. But this man is a man among boys. He is more legend than myth. Due to a penis tattoo this man cannot lose his erection. I am jealous. Ladies, he’s 21 with a never-ending hard-on.
At least he can get it up.
A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
As MSNBC’s The Body Odd reports, the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock and a hard place after he got a tattoo in Persian script reading “borow be salaamat” (good luck on your journeys), and the first initial of his girlfriend’s last name (“M”).
So what went wrong during the penis-pummeling procedure?
The article in Sexual Medicine explains that a tattoo artist crafted the tattoo using a handheld needle which resulted in “bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicating the tattooing.”
MSNBC noted that the man had shunt surgery — which drains excess fluid from inflamed areas of the body — performed to correct the problem, but the procedure was unsuccessful.
Stiffly, err we mean strictly speaking, no surgery is necessary because, as the article notes, the man is capable of achieving a relatively normal erection and he’s not in pain. So, the patient has decided not to pursue any more corrective measures.