The animal rights losers -
They are against the killing of pigs, cows and mice (even if it’s meant for food). Yet they are pro-abortion and don’t mind unborn children being murdered daily.
The Hippie folk singer -
He sings about his love of trees, weed and vegan food. He owns three shirts, his t-dye, Grateful Dead and Phish shirts.
The guy that reminds you over and over that he’s not racist -
He informs you that he’s not racist after telling you a racist joke or after making a racist comment.
The Mean Old Lady -
Every neighborhood has one. She yells from her window at children outside playing that make “too much noise” and will call the cops if someone steps foot in her yard.