The animal rights losers -

They are against the killing of pigs, cows and mice (even if it’s meant for food). Yet they are pro-abortion and don’t mind unborn children being murdered daily.

The Hippie folk singer -

He sings about his love of trees, weed and vegan food. He owns three shirts, his t-dye, Grateful Dead and Phish shirts.

The guy that reminds you over and over that he’s not racist -

He informs you that he’s not racist after telling you a racist joke or after making a racist comment.

The Mean Old Lady -

Every neighborhood has one. She yells from her window at children outside playing that make “too much noise” and will call the cops if someone steps foot in her yard.