The White kid that thinks he’s ghetto – He grew up in an all white area better than most of could have ever dreamed of. After listening to one too many rap songs, he decided he was “gangster” and hard. Of course if he had to live in all black neighborhood he would piss his pants daily and beg his mom to let him move back home.

The Black man that blames whitey for everything – In truth, white people probably have treated him better than most of his fellow African-Americans. The only racism he knows is the racism he read about in history books or saw on TV.

The guy that thinks he’s funny – He tells jokes that nobody laughs at. He likes to make fart noises even though he’s 27 and that stopped being funny at age 15. Yet he has no clue that he’s not funny because in his mind he’s the next Steve Martin.

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The fat guy that thinks he’s sexy – 10-15 years when he was in shape, he was average at best. Now 75 pounds overweight, he thinks he’s a pimp that the ladies dig.