I understand people dislike our website. I could care less. Do you not read anything we say? We actually expect people to be offended by this site. Our goal is to purposely offend as many people as we can daily. This site is childish and immature humor based on satire. Nothing you read here should be taken seriously.

In my lifetime I have met my fair share of people I dislike. I am sure most of these people feel the same toward me. Again, I could care less. Some however, take their dislike (maybe hatred of me) way too far. Recently via yahoo mail, I was contacted by someone claiming to read and enjoy this site. What’s odd is the fact my yahoo email is not associated with this blog. I knew from the start the email was fishy at best.

The woman’s name was “Brittnay Green”, or so she (maybe he) said. I’m not going to waste your time with the actual emails. That will take up too much reading space and I don’t feel like all the cut and paste BS. To make a long story short is simple – this person claimed to find me sexy (even I laugh at that one) and wanted to “get and know me”. She wanted me to send nude pictures to her.

Okay, here’s the thing – NO! Even if I knew you and we dated, that wouldn’t happen. Second, what normal person sends random nude pictures to a person they don’t even know? I don’t even know if you’re a woman for God’s sake. You could be a fat guy from Missouri for all I know. Just because we post idiotic nonsense doesn’t mean we actually lack common sense!

Here’s my guess: Someone that doesn’t like me was behind this. I am guessing someone close to my ex Liz or maybe even Jessica, who got upset with our Casey Anthony blog. I’m not even claiming these people are directly behind this. I know that a few of Liz’s friends and her fat stoner brother hate me. They are all good suspects in this matter. I can’t say for sure. This person however, knew my Facebook account, my MySpace account and my yahoo email, which is rare.

Nice try. Besides, my body is way too sexy for pictures. If a woman wants to see this body, come see it in person.